Listen: the Ford Theatre Reunion has been on a quest to return sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll to the circus since 2008. Despite the unusual instrumentation, challenging song arrangements, and fanciful dress, even the casual observer will recognize what FTR's main purpose is: to fuck shit up. Let no one say the accordion cannot devastate buildings and earlobes. Let no one say the clarinet cannot be scary. The Ford Theatre Reunion. We are here to eat you. Who booked this band on Friday the 13th?